"MOM!" she scolded. She was so flustered, she couldn't express it properly. Seconds later, another "MOM!"exploded from the core of her injured feminine dignity.
"Yes?" I inquired innocently.
"I like kilts," she explained exasperated. "Just like I like the men's Regency outfits."
"Oh, so the fact that men happen to inhabit the kilts is purely coincidental?" I asked.
"YES!"
I stand corrected. Drat and double drat! There go my plans to marry her off to a Scottish Country Dancer! And I just saw the photo at right which led me to discover HectorRussell.com, an online store in Scotland that features a kilt rental service!
Don't look at those men, though! Just the kilts!
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If you would like to direct Emma to my kilt website, she can feast her eyes on many more kilts.
The URL is http://www.your-kilt.com
Kind Regards,
David.
Thanks, David. Emma and I visited your kilt site and enjoyed it. We wish you much success!
This completely cracked me up. I can just see my mom and I doing the same thing when I was younger. I had a thing for men in kilts....then I married an Italian.
Emily,
Of course, I don't know your mom at all, but I see a lot of similarities between you and Emma. I think that's why we enjoy your blog so much. It's kind of like a peek into Emma's future life! Boy, does she get disappointed when you don't post for a while!
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