The other day my mom broke two teeth, prompting me to delve into the mysterious world of cosmetic/restorative dentistry in search of solutions.
I was taken aback to see beauty pageant queens on a couple of the websites, lavishing praise on the particular dentist who had made their smile perfect with the addition of veneers, etc. I suppose they got a discount on their bill for this creepy advertisement.
Immediately I considered checking plastic surgeons' sites for more endorsements from beauty queens, but my guardian angel nixed that idea, and I was saved from indulging my wicked curiosity. Whew!
Anyway, I am no big endorser of beauty pageants, but my goodness, I thought the contestants had real parts! Silly me. This is America after all, where we spend thousands on making our teeth so white that they glow in the dark but buy the cheapest, most de-natured food in the world to put inside our mouths.